Funnies

Ugh ~ if I need to record one aspect of my life more thoroughly it is the funny parts.  Because I forget how many there are, easily becoming overwhelmed with the negative parts.  

A few I've typed in my phone.....

Nickles as he and I are driving down the driveway, "Well, would you look at that?! Annika is shoveling the driveway and Dominic is playing in the snow! What a lazy bum!"

"Well, why don't you go help Annika?"

"No! I want to play in the snow!"

This one was from Shannon and I was like, huh?

"Holy smokes! I keep biting my cheeks.  You must have cut the lettuce wrong and it's making me bite my cheeks!"

Dom, as he's gazing blankly out the window during school, "Why does Carbon have such a sad face when he's going to the bathroom?"

Kath to Nickles, "We are not going to McDonalds because it is not healthy for us."

Nickles, totally confused, "Whaaaaaat?! We can have a hambuger sandwich and they have, like, LETTUCE on them!"

Nickles totally disgusted as we're looking through pattern books at JoAnn's, " This is total BS.  All of these clothes are lady's.  I need some man clothes."

Random comment one day, Josh walks into the kitchen deadpan serious, "Mom, can I learn tap dancing?  Everyone else swing dances and my body is just not made for that."

The view from my window one evening while I was on the treadmill ~

He's been forbidden to use the business stamp.  

So he placed it somewhere quite discreet.

"Momma, I haffa pee on the fires."

Now I know what the guys do when they're burning slash out of my direct line of sight.

"Max, your toes are terrible."

I'm not sure if I was more concerned that Nickles was such a pro 

or that Max was completely content allowing Nickles to give him a pedi.  

Okay ~ this was the cutest story ever.  I let Max visit the toy section in TJ Maxx AFTER I'm done with whatever shopping I may be doing.  And he is always satisfied to simply look.  But this evening he turned around with his arms wrapped tightly around this inflatable airplane.

"Mom, it's NOT a wipoff! It's not.  It's awesome.  Please, Momma?"

And I couldn't say no.  

But this child is also familiar with 'losing' things between toy sections and the car.  

When he saw me actually paying for the plane he looked at me and at the checker incredulously, "Thank you, Mom!  It's so awesome.  It's so, so awesome!"

And the checker melted, "Oh my goodness.  I have never seen anyone so grateful!"

Then we got home, filled the wading pool, stripped off clothes 

and he played til he was frozen and the moon was up.

May as well test the mattress on the way to the checkout.

Not sure what expedition he was preparing for, but it looks exciting.

"Mom, I looooove the smell of burning money."

Huckleberries ~ the definition of summer in Montana!

Rockstar Grandma, peddling to Mass, helping the kids get bike time in before the triathlon.

Why wouldn't the son of a builder be using power tools without supervision?

Seeley Tri ~ 2018

Michaela and Eric competed in the Seeley Triathlon this year.  Eric had an old swim cap from Theresa, so he wore it in honor of her...and perhaps for a bit of luck.  Annika could spot Eric's stroke way out in the lake after swimming with him this past year, continually assuring me he was in 2nd place.  Then I watched him gear up and come out of the water in 1st!  Michaela was a trooper as she was in the front of the line as well.  I'm always amazed at how well my kids swim, and how speedy in the water they are!  Despite their minimal training, they both did quite well, hoping to compete in a few larger ones next summer.   

A couple fans ~ who would prefer to play in the sand and water!

The sun glistening off the churning water is rather beautiful ~

Our Lady of the Rockies

While Maria and her family visited this summer, we zipped down to Our Lady of the Rockies.  Sadly, it's been years since I have been to Butte to visit.  We spent the day learning of the travails the crew forged through in order to bring the statue to the mountains overlooking Butte.  What a die hard group of men! 

As I dropped my daughters off at their apartment a couple weeks ago, it was reassuring to see the statue above the city and a reminder that Our Lady is watching over them as they live away from the protection of home. 

Not the best angle of Mary ~ but all I could do with the enormity of the statue.

~Louie and Nickles~

My three precious daughters ~

I don't even know what to say about this picture ~ 

What a couple of nuts my sons are!

Annika and Isabelle ~

The tour guide kept stating that he had the entire statue in the frame.

I wondered  how that was even possible since I had failed miserably.

A Random Hike

I wanted to camp the weekend of the Seeley Tri so we didn't have to be driving well before the crack of dawn in order to arrive on time.  Shannon was a trooper and hauled the camper up mid-week so we could get a camping spot.  I went up a day early to hike and swim.  Naturally, I had no idea what trails were around, not having looked at a map or anything, but whatever, we were just going to wing it, which isn't really in my nature.  As stated previously, I am a point A to point B hiker.  I like knowing when I am going to be done, be it two or twenty miles.

We headed off in a general direction where we thought there was a trail head.  We arrived at the end of the road 12 miles later to find the remains of what we thought was a trail sign and a trail heading off into the brush.  We grabbed our water bottles, towels (you never know when you may encounter a swimming hole) and headed out.

Soon the trail crested a hill and began a rather steep descent into a valley.  My rule of thumb is never, ever, ever walk DOWN on the outbound hike.  But I did.  And I told the kids we'd just walk for a bit and see where the trail was heading.  Then, we encountered a section of the trail which had been totally demolished by what Eric thoughts was a bear.  But why stop then?  Did I mention the day was close to 100 degrees?  Soon I thought I heard a waterfall, so we decided to walk for ten more minutes, which turned into an hour.

While walking down the trail I suddenly stopped...it was a teaching moment!  "Kids! We're Democrats!  We have no idea where we are and no clue where we're headed.  We're ignoring all the warning signs (bear and heatstroke) AND we're hoping for a marvelous outcome!  How does our situation model the current political situation in our country?!"

While it took a bit of explaining for Dom, Eric and Annika caught on pretty quickly.

We continued on, not wanting to waste our hour of hiking.  A mile or so later we crossed our first of several small waterfalls.  Then it was a race to the bottom of the valley. When we arrived we discovered a beautiful crystal clear lake.  A dip in the water hasn't felt that good for a long time!

We still had to hike back out, but it wasn't as bad as hiking down.  Crazy, I'm telling you!  As Annika said, "Now we know where we are and where we are going and we have a goal.  Mom! We're Republicans now!"

Okay, okay....that may be offensive to some, but I just don't frankly care any longer.  I feel rather disenfranchised by the entire political system.  I want to form my children and not have the world do that for me!  And I want them to think things through, not rely on CNN or Fox or whatever other news source may be available.  Anyway....I derailed.  Back to the story.

We made it back to camp before Shannon arrived.  After listening to the kids tell of the adventure with momma, he was absolutely amazed that his wife actually strayed that far off the beaten path and wanted to see the trail and lake for himself.  Fun fact - the following day when we hiked in, the trail was more torn up, trees had been ripped apart and piles of bear scat had been deposited on the trail.  Thank Heaven Nickles had been whining so loudly the day prior - he probably scared all the bears!

It was a great adventure - one that my children will never forget.

   

   

What Did You Do This Summer?

What did you do this summer?  I always struggle answering that question.  What did we actually do?  Each day is filled to the brim, mostly with hard work, sunshine and water.    

As crazy it may seem, vacation really isn't my thing during the summer months.  After a dreary winter I want to soak up all that Montana has to offer during the summer months, even if it is as simple as our fabulous sunshine!  This summer began with a new raft for momma and I couldn't love it more.  It maneuvers through boulders and rapids with ease, unlike the raft we used in the past which required Herculean strength to get through a set of rapids.  And with me at the oars it was never pretty as we bounced off many a rock. Along with camping and discovering some new places, I felt like summer was a success.....whatever that means!  I hope to hit the river a couple more times in the forthcoming weeks.  We gotta seize any benefits to homeschooling that we can!  

One of my favorite few days of the summer ~

Privileged to watch a friend's nine children.

My kids thought they were in Heaven, as there was always someone fun to play with!

Assembling the boat ~ 

Hiking with my girls near the Canadian border ~

Sometimes it feels as though we are in two different countries :o)

"And these, son, are elk tracks."

Fields and fields of lupines ~

Making cookies with a handful of littles ~

I wouldn't have suggested giving any to the neighbors!

This little guy is getting pretty creative in the kitchen ~

For a couple months I always had a vase full of flowers ~

Okay ~ these two just crack me up ~

A bunch of kiddos waiting for the fireworks to commence ~ 

You hunt the elk, you gotta learn how to serve it.

Backstraps stuffed with onions and jalapenos, then wrapped with bacon.

No one was complaining!

Playing at Grandma's pond ~

A girl evening getting beautified......

.....while the boys camped and ate....what is that?!? Gatorade and cookies??

Leave it to Daddy.

And then it was the girls' time out ~

Huckleberries, huckleberries, huckleberries ~

A hiking adventure with the uncles ~