I will never understand them. Maybe that's what makes their thoughts so blasted hilarious.
6:30 a.m. Eric walks into the classroom, "Mom, can I do an experiment?"
"Sure. Uh, actually, what are you going to try?"
"Well, I am going to put dye in my mouth so when I go outside and blow out of my mouth it will make colored fog. Then, when Daddy comes home I can blow air at him and he will be scared."
For the record, it didn't work, but Eric looked like a vampire the rest of the morning since he used red dye...mmmmm-mmm-mmm.
Jeremiah Johnson and his fearless sidekick
Did Jeremiah Johnson have a sidekick???