Joshie

We were sitting in a parking lot on the Carroll College campus when a highschool girl from our parish walked past our vehicle. 

Joshie says, "James must like her."   (James is my cousin, also in highschool)

"Why would you say that, Joshie."

"Oh, she is just such a squirt."

Perplexed, I asked him if that was a good thing or a bad thing.

"Oh, it's a really good thing."

Obviously, our son is no Casanova.  We'll keep encouraging him to think these kinds of things about girls and if the time comes that he actually calls a girl a squirt...well, we won't tell him that a squirt is probably not an endearing term.